The folks over at ECO SALON have reminded us that Composting isn’t just for food. You’ll be surprised at all the strange, random junk you can toss in the compost bucket. Don’t draw the line at peach pits and coffee grounds – start chucking the following items into that bucket and watch your garbage bill go down while you create top-drawer dirt (and help the planet, of course).
- Bills – because somehow it’s a lot more satisfying shoving bills in with melon rinds and egg shells than the recycle bin. Trust me.
- Latex condoms – both latex and sheepskin condoms are biodegradable; note that sheepskin does not protect against STDs.
- Junk mail – if you’re like me not even the Do Not Mail list has managed to alleviate the jubilant deforestation companies are undertaking on your personal behalf.
- Catalogs and magazines – just shred them first.
- Old fish food and stale catnip
- Abandoned hide/bone dog chews
- Worn out rope and used masking tapeAny old leather – shoes, gloves, wallets, belts, “sexy” Halloween cat costume from college. Note: the leather should be fairly worn out, otherwise you’ll be dead before it degrades. Composting does not guarantee that your friends will stop calling you Cat Woman, however.
- White glue – yes, you can!
- ATM and gas station receipts
- Ticket stubs, post-its, stickers, labels, price tags
- Ratty wool or 100% cotton socks
- Old Halloween candy – when the chocolate tastes like Jelly Bellies, it’s time to part ways. Good times.
- Holey cotton underwear – come on!
- Dirt, crap and grime from your shoes or boots
- Cardboard cereal boxes – shred them up first.
- Vacuum cleaner bag/bin contents and dryer lint
- Skunked beer, ancient candy bars, expired protein bars
- Cotton tampons and cardboard applicators – really!
- Expired dairy and moldy cheese – but hold the meat.
- Used tissues and paper towels
- Aquarium plants and wilted flower bouquets
- Cat fur, dog hair, and nail clippings
- Your hair – you could even bring the clippings home from your hair dresser. If you want.
- Any old leather – shoes, gloves, wallets, belts, “sexy” Halloween cat costume from college. Note: the leather should be fairly worn out, otherwise you’ll be dead before it degrades. Composting does not guarantee that your friends will stop calling you Cat Woman, however.
- Wood chips from the BBQ
- Fireplace and campfire ashes
- That cute little brie cheese box
- Cardboard toilet paper and paper towel rolls
- Hamster/guinea pig/rat/bird cage cleanings
It may seem like weird science, but all of the above objects are fully compostable.
You can compost anything of organic origin: fruit peels and pits, sandwich crusts, gluey pasta, oatmeal that’s gone the way of cement, soggy cereal, stale pastries, nut shells, orange rinds, tea bags, coffee filters, onion skins, melon rinds, seeds, cores, old milk, stale potato chips…
Wait…you compost, right? Composting is free, easy, and one of the best things you can do for the environment, next to cutting down on fossil fuel consumption and minding your three R’s – reducing, reusing, recycling. Call me juvenile, but I also feel like I’m somehow getting away with something. Burying bills in the dirt? Great!
Even if you aren’t a gardener, your green thumb neighbors will be glad to reap the benefits of all your bizarre biodegrading – and you’ll cut down on your garbage pickup fees.
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